Professional, polite, and passionate?! Sebastian hides many things beneath his almost perfect mask and stoic exterior. If you’re looking for a butler with big bi energy, then look no further, this husbando has a lot going on that most wouldn’t even guess about him.

Welcome to the IkeEcchi Serial, where we strip down our favorite ikemen to get a full monty of naughty bits. Have you ever wondered if your favorites fuck? Well, we have a resident degenerate on staff who has put more than enough manhours into considering not only if they fuck, but how they fuck. From sexual habits to proportions, you’ll get to know your love interest intimately.

Note: While most of this is headcanon, there are some reveals about character tropes and personality that are only revealed in their route or side stories. There will be no main story plot spoilers.

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Defining Characteristics

☆ Name: Sebastian (Akihiko Satou)
☆ Pronouns: He/Him
☆ Birthday: September 2nd
☆ Tropes: Fangirl, Detail Oriented, Professional Perfectionist
☆ Height: 5’9″

Sebastian may be the perfect butler, but is he the perfect lover? He’s incredibly detail oriented and manages to remember the smallest titbits of information that you might find him jotting down in his notebook before he tucks it away for his eyes only. Yes, you’re in that notebook as well.

Sure, it started out as “Oh No They Didn’t” with information about the life and habits of the famous men in history that he was working for and residing with, but now it’s overflowing with notations about your likes and habits as well. When he’s not writing things about you in the moment, you can be certain he fills up page after page like a personal diary about your escapades – including the dirty deeds you two get up to.

This man somehow managed to take care of all the mansion’s residents on his own before your arrival; he’s clearly a force to be reckoned with. Sebastian has a certain pride in his ability to be ever accommodating to the men he looks up to, drawing a line between work and pleasure so he would never compromise his position. This is his dream job, it’s not something he’d want to give up.

That professionalism extends to you, as well. When in work mode, everything is always above board. No flirting. No physical displays of affection. You’re nothing more than a co-worker in those moments. But when the day is over and you two get some time together behind closed doors, rules no longer apply, and Sebastian will show you the pride he has in himself as a man and a lover.

Love Language: Acts of Service, Quality Time, Physical Touch

Work!Sebastian is incredibly serious most of the time, able to deliver the occasional joke with a deadpan face. Lover!Sebastian, on the other hand, makes all sorts of faces that would be incredibly improper to share with others, especially those he makes in the throes of passion. It shouldn’t be a surprise that he often tries to hide his “O” face and heated looks from your gaze. Hard to manage when he wants to see the faces you make as well.

If you call Sebastian out on attempting to hide his expression, he’ll deny it, but that only causes him to keep his eyes averted so you can’t tell he’s lying. And you can always tell. He won’t look you in the face when he’s fibbing. Honestly, the whole thing is incredibly adorable in comparison to the “so put together” butler he is on the daily. You’re the only one who gets to see those looks, so savor it.

Despite the new sides you get to see of Lover!Sebastian, the detail oriented side of him carries into your love life. He knows every freckle and mole, every scar long faded from childhood, and every place that elicits a sweet moan from you. This man worships every part of you, both body and personality, and would never cast judgement on anything you might be insecure about – because they’re all uniquely you, and he loves all of you.

Let’s Talk About Dicks, Baby

The stats listed below aren’t derived from official sources, they’re 100% headcanon and you can feel free to discuss Sebastian’s dimensions at length (and girth) in the comments section below.

Shipping Section

Let’s say for a moment that Sebastian and MC didn’t work out, or never managed to meet, who else would he work well with in this setting? As much as you or I might love to see him with one of the residents (looking at you, Napoleon and Leonardo), unfortunately, we know Sebastian wouldn’t cross the professional relationship line, and he doesn’t get out enough to date outside of the mansion. So, in this case, the guy would stay single and live contentedly with that. Serving his idols would be enough for him.

Final Thoughts

If you’re interested in a man that is interested in you, Sebastian is about to make you his whole world— when he’s not working and fangirling about Napoleon, of course. Sebastian is the type of person that will notice every little detail about you and commit it to memory, or at least make a note about it so he can look it up later.

He’ll notice when you get your hair trimmed, and if that dress or nail polish is new. He will celebrate every unique part about you and reassure you time and time again that he loves your insecurities. There’s not a detail about you he would change; even if he could, he wouldn’t want to. Sebastian will adore you, and more often than not he will show it rather than say it.

If you have ever had a cucking fantasy, Sebastian might be up for that. He’s a voyeur at heart with the way he watches people, I’m sure he’d be willing to watch you as well. And he doesn’t have that pesky bloodlust to deal with, so he can sit across the room, testing his own self-restraint. The option of a third to be invited is possible, but Sebastian won’t be partaking in the activities if it’s another resident in the mansion.

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